Was it the pleated, acid-washed jeans? The Flowbee-style haircut? Or perhaps that faint whiff of Old Spice mixed with Clearasil?

No one knows for sure, but somehow I was really able to reel in the ladies with large prints on their dresses and even larger hair in the ’80s. Case in point below:

Hello, Ladies!

Hello, Ladies!

Sadly John never had these made as promised

Sadly John never had these made as promised